How to Give Your Friends “The Shaft”
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010How do please a group of Alpha Males out on the town? The people of Heatwave Interactive answered that easy enough… You give them the ultimate Alpha Male to hang out with them… SAM JACKSON. Well, maybe not him in person… but the next best thing.
The new ISAMJACKSON app has recently rolled out. It features a soundboard of 150 qoutes and soundbites from Sam the Man himself, as a personality scanner and an “ask Sam??? feature for when you have the need to ask your own tough guy questions.
When we first downloaded the app, (it comes in both “clean??? and “explicit??? but c’mon… it’s Busygamer we’re talking about here…) we spent a little time just randomly pressing buttons… but then in our totally juvenile manner… we decided to take this with us on the road to LA and spend the week terrorizing anyone we thought needed a touch of macho using the soundboard. Yes that’s right, I proceeded to have whole conversations with the app to people…
The results were as follows:
Scene 1 : Our fearless leader Amory “Grits??? Gritta at a bar preparing for his big night on Coin-Op TV
Grits: Well I should be prepared to go on… I’m not too worried I’ll just wing it.
Tim (using the Sam Jackson soundboard): It’s probably best if we don’t do things “willy nilly???.
Grits: (rolls eyes) are you really going to use that now?
Tim (Sam Jackson app): WOW you know that’s a really good question.
Grits: (to Scott) Seriously this is going to get old fast…
Scott (using Sam Jackson app now): Remind me again why I should give a f***!
Grits: I give up!
Tim (Sam Jackson app): This might not be the worst idea you ever had….
Scene 2: At a bar in Hollywood
Tim (using Sam Jackson app): Unless a half naked supermodel falls out of the sky in the next 3 seconds… I’m outta here.
Girl: (turns around): Oh! That’s your phone… I thought I heard someone talking.
Tim (using Sam Jackson App): Heeeeeeeyyy Welcome to the party.
Girl: Oh haha… you’re using your phone… is that Samuel L Jackson’s voice?
Tim (using Sam Jackson app): F*** Yea!
Girl: Oh… uh haha
Tim (using Sam Jackson app) I don’t need your attitude… I have one of my own.
Girl: uh oK.
Tim (frantically searching for something funny to press and finally settling on) THAT’S HOW I ROLL MOTHERF***ER
Girl: Ummm…
Tim (using App and losing momentum fast) That’s what she said…
Ok so the downside is that there are really just too many cool things to press, it can sometimes make a conversation lag if you can’t anticipate where the conversation will go. In the last 5 days I’ve had lots of practice (much to Grits’ dismay).
The personality scanner is funny. Not bad for use in a party or bar conversation. The second funniest thing we played with was the “Ask Sam??? feature which always answered questions like “Is Tim cool???? with answers like “Without a doubt baby!??? and “you know what? Yes! Seriously??? and other questions like… “Should Grits pick up the bar tab??? with “This might not be the worst idea you ever had???
So for 5 days, we took this app everywhere. In the bars, in the car, in the hotel room, on Hollywood Blvd bugging the Sam Jackson lookalike… we play tested this app like it was a tickle me Elmo in the ninties… and I got to say… the replay value alone with a bunch of drunken idiots is worth the buck ninety nine… and honestly it’s what Sam would want.
You can download the ‘Explicit (lot’s of f*bombs)’ or the ‘Clean’ version of the iSamJackson app in the iPhone store for $1.99. And be sure and check out the official site from Heatwave Interactive here at www.iSamJackson.com.