New Feature! Gamette of the DAY!!!!

Well, it was a long time in the works and we’ve had to make some major sacrifices in order to set it up but the Reckon Crew here at is proud to present our latest feature, the Gamette of the Day. That’s right, not of the month, of the *DAY*. We know, we’re that awesome.

We’ve decided to keep the pictures completely separate from the main page just because the level of HAWT our latest Gamette brings may be too much for the average Joe. We’re not kidding, this may very well be our crowning achievement. We have gone above and beyond this time for our most faithful readers. So without further ado, I present you with our NEWEST addition to the Gamette Lineup…

Gamette of the Day

Black Nerd
Gamette: BlackNerd/Andre
Location: Acme Acres
Photographer: Black Nogo Photography
Featured Gear: Target
Gamer Tag: 2148 7806 7146

What is your infamous geek moment?
I can play One-Man Rock Band. I sing into the mic, play guitar with my hands, play bass with my feet, and play drums with my penis. Everyone who watches me do it think it’s cool. But no one ever calls “next.”

What is your favorite video game?
Lizzie McGuire 3: Homecoming Havoc for the Game Boy Advance. And I currently hold the worldwide top scores on Hannah Montana: Spotlight World Tour and The Suite Life of Zack & Cody: Tipton Trouble.  If you don’t play Disney Channel-based video games, YOU’RE NOT A REAL GAMER!

What is your favorite portable gadget?
Virtual Boy It’s gonna make a comeback. I feel it. No one can say no to Nester’s Funky Bowling forever.

Two electronic devices you can’t live without?
Virtual Boy (obviously) and the Talkboy (the voice recorder Macauley Culkin used in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York)

What is your favorite guilty or geeky pleasure?
I like to take popular books and rewrite them in l33t-speak. Here’s a sample: “1t wa5 teh pwn 0f t1m35. 1T wa5 teh fail 0f t1m35.”

Any geeky tattoos?
I have a tattoo on my inner thigh that says “404 File Not Found”

What’s the ring tone on your cell phone right now?
The theme song to Doug.

You get one weapon when the zombie apocalypse comes. What is it and why?
The theme song to Doug. Zombies hate the sound of it. That’s why I have it as my ring tone. Just to be ready.

Who is your favorite Super Hero?
Bananaman, hands down!

If you could have one super power, what would it be?
The power to tickle people with my mind.

When was the first time you realized you were a geek/nerd/dork?
When I was a baby, my first words were “0011101 1101101”

Are you a PC or a Mac?
I’m more of a Texas Instrument TI-99/4A. Can’t run Windows or Linux on it, but you can play a mean game of Munch Man.

Who is your favorite famous geek?
Betsy Ross. She made the American flag. What a nerd! I hear she’s awesome in Left 4 Dead.

Do you blog?
I have 9 blogs:,,,,,,, and They’re all under construction though. I just put them up to get into cons.

Marvel or DC?
Neither! Archie Comics forever, son! Have you ever read Jughead and Friends? That $#!+ is craaazy! Can’t wait for the movie. It better have a faithful adaptation or I will write a stern comment on Rotten Tomatoes.

What is the sexiest thing you’ve ever done?
I once fought Hailey Bright in a giant vat of butter. Ha ha, just kidding… it was Rob Welkner.

Did Han shoot first?
Even if Han technically shot first, Guido shot first in his mind. And that’s what truly matters.

Are you Strong in the Force or is Fluent in Klingon more your style?
I’m actually best at the powers of the Planeteers. Heart especially.

Last time you kissed a geek?
It’s been a while. I like it, but getting Mistress Dominique is getting too darn expensive.

If you could date one animated character, who would it be?
April O’Neil. I want to make sweet love to her. In the yellow jump suit. Hope it opens in the right places.

Do you think our tractor beam is sexy?
Very sexy.  I heard it destroyed Megazord AND Dragonzord.

What is your favorite geeky movie/TV quote?
“It’s turkey time. Gobble gobble.” -Gigli

Reckon Crew Notes:
Happy April Fool’s Day from Special thanks to Andre Meadows of who put together this ridiculous post (we promise a REAL interview with him soon). This post is dedicated to the “Miss Bayside” episode of Saved by the Bell.

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