Photographer: BH Fotografik
Featured Gear: Man’s Ruin Tee
Gamer Tag: Classified
What is your favorite guilty geeky pleasure?
Schooling men folk on gaming or nerd lore. Why yes, I do indeed have a natorious VAG and yes, I can beat you in halo.
What is your most infamous geek moment?
Getting grounded for mocking my brother mercilessly when, I’m sorry who just saved the princess? that’s right…..
What is your favorite portable gadget?
My phone, I’m a texting fiend. I’d cry for more than one reason if my finger was broken.
What is your favorite game?
Kingdom Hearts. I balled my eyes out at the end of that game, and was the first and only girl at the midnight release of the KH2. I know Kiara’s letter by heart….GAWD I’m a nerd!
Do you observe “Talk like a Pirate” Day?
I kicked it up a notch and also pillaged and drank like a pirate…I can’t help it, it’s who I am…..
Are you Strong in the Force or is Fluent in Klingon more your style?
I am very strong in the force, and can kill plant life when upset.
Do you blog? If so, would you want your parents to read it?
I blog all the time! it’s my favorite sport and I think my mother knows better and /or could care less cuz if I’m not blogging about nerdy crap, I’m blogging about relationships and sex. It’s like if Carrie from Sex in the City was a nerd.
What is your favorite geeky movie/tv quote?
“I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!” – The Princess Bride
Marvel or DC?
DC, yo Vertigo comics are amazing. Anyone who hasn’t read Anita Blake needs too! What do you know about the The Executioner?
Are you a meatshield or a manachunker?
Manachuncker, I didn’t drink my bold sauce today.
Do you think our tractor beam is sexy?
Depends on what you are pulling on.
Which die do you use to roll initiative?
Oh, for the love of god, I can’t believe I know this one, it’s nerdy even for me. A 20 sided, and you want to roll high and have +’s in initiative, if your lucky.
When was the first time you realized you were a geek/nerd/dork?
When none of the other kids wanted to talk about Battle Toads, and how Flaming Lips would have been a much better sound track than the original…..no really!
If Billy has one wooden stake, Max has four silver bullets, and Tom has one crucifix, how many vampires can they kill? Show your work.
If Max kills four vampires with very well aimed shoots, Billy can stake one vampire IF him and Tom work as a team. The problem here is this: Do the vampires have mind control? And do they use it on Max, and force him to kill his comrades and then himself. Which is were I’d go with it if I was a vampire. But that’s just me.
Mirrored or Striped?
Can the mirror be on the ceiling, then can I be striped? Wait, what are we talking about?
Did Han shoot first?
Han’s the only one who shot.
If you were going to take the Necronomicon from its altar, what words would you speak?
Clatto Verata Nicto. I got it, I got it! I know your damn words aright?
Finish the quote. “They mostly come out at night… _______.”
Mostly….she’s a smexy lady, but only with her shaved head.
Picard or Kirk?
Kirk!!! Paint me purple and throw me in a gold bikini! I know it’d just be for one night but that’s just who he is, how he rolls if you will…