VampireKitten/CandaceGamette: VampireKitten/Candace
Location: California
Photographer: Blank Logo
Featured Gear: BG Invader Tee/Red
Gamer Tag: VelvetCupcake

What is your most infamous geek moment?
When I was working in a game store I somehow stumbled on my words and accidentally told a parent that Oblivion was “Rated M for butt sex”.

What is your favorite portable gadget?
It’s a tie between my Ipod or my Legend of Zelda gold DS lite. They both have my heart.

Xbox 360, PS3, or Wii?
Xbox 360, I like all my games to be in 1080p and to be released on time. In all seriousness, it’s the games… I really like what they
publish on the system.

What is your favorite game?
That’s a hard one… “Pretty Pretty Princess”! I am joking… right now it’s a tie between Fallout 3 & Left 4 Dead.

If you could have one super power, what would it be?
I’d want to be able to have a superhuman jump. Free falling from an incredible height and then landing perfectly would be pretty rad.

You get one weapon when the zombie apocalypse comes. What is it and why?
I am going to be totally unrealistic and say a chainsaw bayonet strapped to an AR-15 rifle. I don’t know why, all I know is that it would be devastating.

Fill in the blanks: You have no chance to _______. Make your _______.
You have no chance to escape that psychotic escaped mental patient. Make your move buddy or fall prey to various forms of shock treatment.

Do you think our tractor beam is sexy?
Your tractor beam is totally hott. I think I am going to tell all my friends about it.

If Billy has one wooden stake, Max has four silver bullets, and Tom has one crucifix, how many vampires can they kill? Show your work.
Billy can stake several vampires depending on the speed of trust, reaction, and retraction, about 5. Max has silver bullets so he’s assed out because those only work on werewolves and Tom can’t kill a vampire with a crucifix but he can turn it into a makeshift stake which will be harder to use so I am going to say 2. That is 7 dead vampires and 1 casualty. Extra Credit: Shortly after Billy will stake Max.

What is your favorite geeky movie/tv quote?
“My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels.” – Dante, Clerks.

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